Garden Jargon: things I do that I thought were totally normal, but apparently are weird

ride my bike in a long flowery skirt (it's nice out! and i need to get where i'm getting!)

run down the street singing "Ain't no mountain high enough" with your slightly intoxicated friends

hide things in bushes when I don't want to carry them anymore (no one will find them there!)
Refer to cash as "paper money" (it is)
Pee in the shower (seriously, i think it's weird if you don't)
color coordinating your highlighters based on colors "you" personally think look good together and not the ROY G. BIV system (orange just looks terrible beside green, that's why it's by pink..ok?)
Mix 9 cereals, add a banana, 2 strawberries, and peanut butter

Pick the fried breading off your chicken
fall asleep at parties when your completely sober (if you wake up at 6 and run 12 miles, i think you have a right to be tired!)
Make a new friend every lifeguard shift (why not?)
Sun bathe in your front yard when it's on a main street (hey it's not our fault the roads there!)
Write your own songs and act out novels while lifeguarding and in the shower
dance while lifeguarding (hey, there's music and its not that exciting watching people swim)
daily draw a flower on the side of your left hand (why get a tattoo.. then you can't change it daily!)
carry a backpack that weighs half as much as you do and looks like a hunch back growth (you just have to fit everything in there.. it's hard to avoid)

also, have an entire mini grocery store in there complete with bagels, granola bars, peanut butter, mixed nuts, and fruit (you get hungry on the go. best be prepared)